Flyer Spring Seminar

Registration  Registration Form

When:  March 5, 2011 – 8:30 a.m. to 4:00 p.m.

Where: Jepson Hall – University of Richmond (there will be signs on campus directing participants to Jepson Hall)

Cost: $20 members $35 non-members which includes 6 hours of education, breakfast and lunch

Sponsor: University of Richmond School of Continuing Studies

Agenda:

The next VAPA Board meeting will be held in Charlottesville, Saturday, March 19, 2011 @ 9:30 a.m.  The meetings are open to any RPA member that wishes to attend.  If you plan to attend and wish to receive a copy of the agenda before the meeting, please let myself or Teresa Clark know.

Sincerely,

Amy C. Vaughan, President

Where:  McGuire Woods, LLP, Frances Hayes Room, One James Center, 901 E Cary Street, Richmond, Virginia

Speaker: Vidal J. Torres, Jr., Esquire, Genworth Financial

Topic: Corporate Maintenance

Sponsor: Vmeals

RSVP: dana.bruce@suntrust.com by February 18, 2011

Where: SunTrust Executive Dining Room, 24th Floor, 919 E Main Street, Richmond, Virginia

Speaker: Keith B. Marcus, Esquire, ParisBlank, LLP

Topic: Litigation

Sponsor: TBA

Menu: TBA

Cost: $20.00 Cash Bar

1. The fattest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference.  He acquired his size from too much pi.

2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian .

3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.

4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption.

5. No matter how much you push the envelope, it’ll still be stationery.

6. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.

7. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.

8. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.

9. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

10. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

11. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

12. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other: ‘You stay here; I’ll go on a head.’

13. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.

14. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: ‘Keep off the Grass.’

15 The midget fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.

16. The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

17. A backward poet writes inverse.

18. In a democracy it’s your vote that counts. In feudalism it’s your count that votes.

19. When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.

20. If you jumped off the bridge in Paris, you’d be in Seine .

21. A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at him and says, ‘I’m sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger.’

22. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can’t have your kayak and heat it too.

23. Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says, ‘I’ve lost my electron.’ The other says ‘Are you sure?’ The first replies, ‘Yes, I’m positive.’

24. Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root canal? His goal: transcend dental medication.

25. There was the paralegal who sent ten puns to other paralegals, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.

Amy C. Vaughan, President

Where: SunTrust Executive Dining Room

RPA will hold its Annual Meeting and Election of Officers and Directors at this meeting. 

Don’t miss a special 15 minute presentation by  Smokie Sizemore, CPCC at 5:30!  Smokie is an experienced business and life coach.  She helps professionals ignite their self-esteem, confidence and power, and Smokie will provide RPA members with a 15 minute presentation  ”ALL STRESSED OUT AND NO ONE TO CHOKE!”  before the buisness meeting.  This is a fun participatory talk with tips that can be used right way if you can’t find someone to choke.

Stress is lived and talked about as a sacred condition, worn proudly like a mantle.  It causes more havoc in the work place, home and your health than can be measured.  When you know what happens in your body, why you don’t think well under stress, and how to slow knee-jerk reactions, you have the power to control yourself, create less stress, have a better work and home environment and enjoy a more fulfilling life.   

Smokie understands business from her personal experience starting and building an international flag business.  Burned out after 12 years, she worked with a coach to sell the business and begin life anew with less stress.   Smokie founded the Smart Woman’s Club www.smartwomansclub.com to help professional women ignite their career and lives.

MENU: Crudite and assorted cheeses, Chicken Sate with Peanut Sauce, Coconut Shrimp, Crab cakes, Brushetta, Wild mushroom phillo cups,  chocolate fondue with fresh fruit and chocolate truffles.  Pasta Station: Penne and Tortellini Station with Vodka Sauces, Pesto and Marinara with Roasted Vegetables, Chicken and Italian Sausage.

DESSERT SPONSOR: Document Technologies Inc.

COST:  $20.00

Please RSVP to dana.bruce@suntrust.com by November 5, 2010

Where: McGuire Woods, LLP, Francis Hayes Conference Room, One James Center, 901 E Cary Street, Richmond, Virginia

Speakers:  April D. Rogers-Crawford, Gang Awareness Coordinator, Special Prosecutions and Organized Crime Section, Office of the Attorney General and the Richmond Police Department

Topic: GANGS 101 and Richmond Gangs

Dessert Sponsor:  Paragon Commercial Bank

Please RSVP to dana.bruce@sunstrust.com by October 22, 2010